Family chat [EVERYONE]

To everyone!!!!
I've got my wedding up in Central Park! Would love to see you there

*Waves to everyone*

hello Starlight nice to meet you

Nice too meets you too. Mommy as tolds me abouts you.

Did she? I hope nothing bad

Nopes, alls good. *Smiles.*

*smiles* good

*Nods* Unkie Mac has tolds me about you too.

oh, he did also? my... I didn't know people talk about me that much!

Wells I asked him 'bouts you. *Blushes a bit*

Oh, really? *smiles a bit*

*nods* Yeps.

you're a curious little girl, just like my Lily


I'm off for breakfast. Will be back later

Well Lily must be just like her mother

Hey, Star!

let's say she is much like her natural mother, who sadly died 5 years ago and she's much like me because me and her mom were like twins

@ Ivy. Star said "hi!"

hello everyone

Here is a funny joke:
Driving through town in his BMW, a successful young lawyer spotted two man on the side of the road eating grass out of somebody's yard. Moved by how desperate the men had become, he pulls over to have a word with them,

"Hey fellas, what is going on? Why are you eating grass?" asks the lawyer.

"We're down on our luck, have no jobs and are very poor!", they both respond.

"Well then, come with me" the lawyer insists. "I'll do what I can to help, after all - it's clear you're desperate and you're clearly willing to do what it takes to get by."

After a fifteen minute drive, the two poor men arrive at a beautiful estate on five acres of land right on the 18th hole of a prestigious golf course. They became excited at the chance to finally get some work.

"Sir, we can't thank you enough! Thank you so much for this opportunity. We will make you happy!" they exclaimed with joy!

"Ah, it's no problem. I'm just happy to help." replied the compassionate lawyer. You can eat all the grass you want, it's got to be at least a foot tall by now!"

ouch, that is mean!

Boy: Dad, what's politics?
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?
Boy: I still don't understand dad.
Dad: Think about it for a while son.
That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him.
The next day...
Son: Dad I understand politics now.
Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.
Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!

"Mr. Bush, you have evidence that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
"Of course, I kept the receipts!"

Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office.
"Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."
Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God... My God".
"Mr. President, "says Cheney", we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"
Bush looks up and says... "How many is a Brazilian?"

Hello kiddo

Auntie Stella!

Hello Lilyana
Sam:Where did you get those jokes?

Hello Mr. Stanley